Winter Carnival, or Why Global Warming is Real

Greetings from Hanover! 10A’s be damned; today marks the unofficial beginning of the 2009 Winter Carnival. This morning’s murky sunrise unveiled what is certainly one of the most unforgettable snow sculptures in College history. Unseasonably warm weather has foiled the best efforts of an army of snow-sculpting freshmen and DOC factotums. Thus, what was to be Moosilauke Ravine Lodge instead resembles, well…