The Race Is Not Always to the Swift…

…but sometimes it is.

Though I was terribly excited (is that the word to use?) about “discovering” the below story on vibrators at Cornell, it seems the ineffable Ryan Samuels beat me handily to the story on Dartmouth Observer. By more than three months, to be exact — on November 4, 2002.

This is New York Times-ish sluggishness. Shape up, Emmett.