When compared to previous terms, Johnathan James Recor (“the Sun God”) hasn’t been seen much lately. Thankfully, tour guides have been spared the embarrassment of offering a lame excuse as to why a MALS student has chosen to cavort around campus with a child’s toy:
Furthermore, narcissistic displays of pictures that Recor posted of himself in Novack, Thayer, and elsewhere have all but disappeared. Perhaps Recor realized that an obese Canadian high school student (better known as “Star Wars Kid”) had already perfected the same act back in 2003 in an early viral video:
Alternately, rumors abound that Recor has a girlfriend.
–Katherine J. Murray
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