Sun God Seizes The Green

We’ve tolerated his late night lightsaber sessions on the green, we’ve even dealt with his posters and flyers dominating message boards all over campus. But now, the Sun God has gone too far. On Yom Hashoa, the day of Holocaust remembrance, he has been preparing for his “Love March” by blasting music on the green in seeming disregard of the Hillel’s Name Reading Ceremony, which was taking place on the porch of Collis. We can only hope that the 6:30 start of the Love March will not interfere with Hillel’s 7:30 Memorial Service and Candle Lighting. Please, Sun God, refrain from marching around to high falutin’ Euro synth-pop and allow Hillel an opportunity for commemoration and remembrance.