Ivy League Shakedowns

I’m so irritated at the College and its policies that I long ago decided to not give them a dime. This has led to my practice of giving the wrong address. Over the last year, mail from Dartmouth has been sent to the Florida State Prison in Raiford, FL, and the Federal Supermax in Florence, CO. After about 8 weeks, I get an email saying that the address didn’t work and if I could please update my coordinates. I can’t think of anything I would want to receive from the College, even the Alumni Magazine. The D.A.M. not really worth reading and in any case my alumni friends do receive it so I can occassionally glimpse at the (almost always lame) class notes.

But, this Harvard man’s antics gives me new inspiration on how to avoid the shakedown (er, fundraising) artists employed in Blunt.