Great lead

For those of you off campus who haven’t received Dean Nelson’s email, there’s been a fire at the Alpha Delta fraternity, which has been closed by inspectors. The D‘s writeup is adequate, but its lead is particularly worth noting (emphasis added):

Fire inspectors closed Alpha Delta fraternity last night as a safety precaution after an early-morning fire broke out in the furnace area of the house basement.

Those prescient fire inspectors! What will technology bring us next?