A Tale of Two Nations

Whoa! What are you doing? Stop looking at facts and listen to the media! We clearly don’t have a spending problem; we only have a revenue problem. The Ryan plan is too extremist and radical for any country! Deficits only happen because we don’t collect enough taxes from the rich and other riffraff. The NYT and MSNBC said so; it has to be true!

— Kirk Jing