Your Parents Were Right

Remember when you were a kid how you always wanted to watch those violent and/or steamy movies because they were “so cool!” and had good trailers with lots of Hindenburg sized fireballs, but your parents wouldn’t let you see them?

Well, according to some new research from our very own Medical School, your parental units’ over protectiveness has probably kept you from getting Good Sammed. Apparently, delaying when one begins watching R-rated movies can significantly delay when one begins drinking alcohol. In other words, two pediatricians have found a link between Die Hard and drinking hard.