What matters to her? Why?

Shelby Grantham, consistently granted the title of “Dartmouth’s Worst Professor“, recently sent an e-mail around inviting students to come be immersed in her views over lunch. Free Subway will be provided:

Date: 28 Feb 2005 14:03:42 EST
From: What Matters To Me And Why
Subject: FREE SUBWAY!!!
To: (Recipient list suppressed)

What Matters To Me and Why,
A Tucker Series Presents:

Shelby S. Grantham of the English Department

—Come hear your Professors talk about the issues most important to them over a FREE LUNCH—

Tuesday (Tomorrow)
March 1st
Tucker Lounge

Endure the sermon, get a sub. Not the worst trade-off.