We are THE source on the Haines candidacy

I can’t believe we missed this, in the December 29 Washington Post on Republicans challenging Bush in 2004:

Some of the candidates are on quixotic crusades that seem to be driven mainly by inner voices. Haines, for example, lists his issues as “national security,” “the economy,” “health care, of course.” But after a while he’ll get around to the “Dark Side, okay . . . the deliberate attempt by the Dark Side to infiltrate the church,” he told the Dartmouth Review. (Haines was not available for comment, as he was serving time for a parole violation.)