U.S. News Rankings

Yes, we know Dartmouth has been ranked #9 by the magazine this year. No, it’s not news, which is why word of it wasn’t posted here. (When’s the last time you saw a TV station announce that regularly scheduled programming has not been preempted?) And, yes, we do know that Dartmouth would be #1 were it in the “Liberal Arts” category and competing against schools that consider the implementation of gender-neutral third-person singular pronouns to be a major campus issue.

Since that’s clear, you can stop emailing us about it. Deal?