‘Top Secret’ Disclosures

Student Assembly’s brand-new e-mail terminals have arrived and are sitting in the new S.A. offices until Julia Hildreth, the S.A. President, and James Larimore, the Dean of the College, prepare their gala unveiling. Apparently, this information–stunningly–is supposed to be top secret. More detail I won’t go into now, but the whole situation is fantastically petty.