Apparently a school in the Boston area has decided to remove Frosted Flakes, Fruit Loops, Cap’n Crunch, &tc. from its dining halls. Which aspect of this story is least surprising?
a) Harvard has a six-figure cereal budget
b) Harvardians like their fruity pebbles “really fruity”
c) That a hunger strike has yet to be organized in protest
d) The Boston Globe will write an article about anything involving Harvard students, no matter how inane.
Stay tuned for the upcoming Valley News expose on long lines in the Food Court grill line.
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