The Top 5 Rules of Etiquette for Freshmen

5. Travel in groups of four or less (corollary: no Hanover restaurant will take a reservation for “umm, I dunno, maybe 15 or 20?”).

4. If there’s a line, spend no more three minutes using a public Blitz computer (addition: opening a web browser for any reason gives anyone in line license to kill you).

3. Ask for a beer. If you’re at a fraternity or sorority, remember that you are a guest.

2. Check to see if a Blitzmail nickname is in use before taking it. Worth repeating: check to see if a Blitzmail nickname is in use before taking it.

1. If anyone asks, you were at Phi Tau (practice this before you need to use it: “This guy in a cape kept bringing me beers.”).

Email in any that I missed. Maybe Larry will publish these in the hopefully-forthcoming Freshman Issue.

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