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The lead article in today’s Daily Dartmouth describes in upbeat terms how the College purchased two large mats for the Collis Center floor. What’s unique about these particular mats, apparently, is that they are decorated with labrynths—not to be confused with mazes, we are told. Why Upperclass Dean Lisa Thum decided to spend money on these items while the College recently cut back its library staff for budgetary reasons remains a mystery. Dean Thum says she hopes the mats will combat stress, though she doesn’t say how.

A discussion about diversity in admissions with Dean Carl Furstenberg is relegated to second-story status.