You’ll all be pleased to hear that you can now download the “Most Wanted Terrorists Pocket Directory Database.” You download this program to your Palm Pilot, and it gives you photos, names, identifying features, DOB, etc. for a whole bunch of suspected terrorists in case you see Mullah Omar in Starbucks. Pretty sweet.

Also, did anyone else notice the DFP headline “No Reason to Fear Pakistani Islamists”? Unbelievable.