Students Concerned!

To those who believe reality might have finally exhausted the strength of the campus Democrat for frivolity and self-indulgence take heart. Amidst the rubble Dartmouth Dems have zestfully charged forward and created yet another campus organization to help seperate the disparate causes of the party.

Concerned Students for the Future of the Democratic Party (or CSFTFOTDP for short) is a group of affable Dartmouth lads and other “travelers” dedicated to displaying the full force of their fellows’ political regret. They’re kicking things off right with a rocking candlelight vigil dedicated to the memory of the apparently departed Democratic Party. The groups message to conservatives: “Look at what you’ve done. You’ve gone and made us kill the Democratic Party. Don’t you just feel guilty. A pox on you and your trendy sportsomocar.” So what are you waiting for? Grab that fair-trade wax candlestick, your coveted “Buck Fush” pin, and run (don’t walk) to the Dartmouth Green on Feb. 12 at 7 PM for post-funeral debauchery.

On a side note, Howard Dean is the next Democratic Party Chairman. So what the hell is everybody so despondent about I wonder?