Shock and Y’all

Our very own Rollo is soon to be Cadet George Rollo Begley, first class. He signed his marching papers with the United States Army Officer Candidate School and will begin training June 29, 2004.

That Rollo kept this a secret from Steven Dreck and me, his roommates, is most amazing considering the quantity of truth serum we’ve injected into him since he began applying in November. With his clandestine operations to the recruiter’s office and ability to remain silent during drunken interrogation, I have no doubts he’ll easily gain “Top Secret” clearance in Army intelligence.