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News today from the World Health Organization that cell phone usage may be carcinogenic. While many arm-chair doctors have theorized this for some time, the WHO now confirms that cell phone usage should be classified as “possibly carcinogenic.”

Fear not, though; the WHO’s “possibly carcinogenic” category also includes coffee and pickled vegetables.

I’ll take my chances with all three.

 

–Benjamin M. Riley