SAD, so sad.

Buried towards the end of an article in today’s Daily D about reviewing the SEMP guidelines is a terrifying harbinger of things to come:

The Assembly also said it plans to allocate funding for a first-annual “Mr. and Ms. Big Green,” a spin-off of the annual Mr. and Ms. Yale pageant that takes place at Yale University. The Student Life committee has tentatively scheduled the pageant for the afternoon of Friday, Feb. 8. Possible events include a contestant dance routine, flare and formal wear competitions, a runway walk, a talent show and a question-and-answer session with the contestants.

No word on whether or not SAD President Travis Green was the one that chose what the winning contestants will be called.