Date: 19 May 2005 23:45:32 EDT
From: Rebecca M. Heller
Subject: stolen computer
To: (Recipient list suppressed)

Hi guys,

Someone stole Sarah Morton’s computer out of the senior fellows office (241 Baker Office #5.)

This was pretty lame. Her entire fellowship is on it and it’s due tomorrow. If you have it, or know who might, please leave it either on the front porch of C and G (1 South Main Street,) the Collis Info Desk (they won’t ask who you are,) or in front of the office door (241) which is usually locked.

Even if you are too lame to give it back, it would be mildly decent of you to make an anonymous online email account and blitz her her senior fellowship (Sarah Morton ’05.) Please think hard and don’t randomly destroy the culminating work of someone’s entire college experience.


UPDATED: The computer is a ‘small, silver Dell Latitude.’