Please help me

understand why Dartmouth is moving the fence.

They say the have the support of the Student Assembly. Big surprise: they’re as much of a rubber stamp as a North Korean parliament.

Guess what? STUDENTS WANT TO WALK THERE. No, really. See all that dead grass? That’s what that means! Really, I swear. We’re not walking there just to piss you off. We really do want a short cut over to the Hop. If you want us to only walk on the paths, do you know what you’d do? You’d make a path there! Really! It’s possible.

Update: Turns out they are making the short cut.

In other news, I feel stupid.