Ongoing: One of the Sillier Promotions I’ve Seen

Date: 14 Apr 2010 09:56:52 -0400
From: Sexperts
Reply-To: SEXed
Subject: STI SCREENING TODAY NOON-4

Take the easiest test you will take at Dartmouth!
Quick, easy, painless, NO STUDYING and a FREE T-SHIRT!

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April 14th from 12 to 4pm
Collis Commonground
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Get screened (via survey) to see if you’re at risk for having contracted an STI
(Specifically HIV, chlamydia).

It’s so easy, why not come? It’s better to know and stay safe!
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I can only imagine what the shirts say: “I got the clap and all I got was this free t-shirt!”