Obligatory Hufu Mention: But, Mark, I Thought We Were Friends?

Mark Nuckols, the man behind the healthy human flesh alternative, has launched a website.

His FAQ page quotes a recent editorial:

“Q. Has HufuTM created a controversy?
A. Yes it most certainly has. It has been denounced by the Dartmouth Review as another example of ‘today’s culture of multiculturalism and moral relativism, [where] we are increasingly reluctant to make judgments about ideas, practices, or pieces of art. Sure, they say, cannibalism might seem wrong to your hetero-normative, Judeo-Christian culture, but who are we to judge the Aztecs or the indigenous cultures of Papua New Guinea?'”

Nearly a dozen staff members, including Editor in Chief Michael Ellis, attended a recent Hufu taste test.