John Walker’s Blues

Former heroin junkie-come-country music legend, Steve Earle, tired of the hot water country stars have been in with their ballads to America (a la Charlie Daniels: This ain’t a rag, its a flag, and I don’t wear it on my head), has turned traitor by recording, “John Walker’s Blues,” in which the former American Taliban-er is likened to Jesus Christ. In the words of Hank Williams Jr., “I’d like to spit some Beechnut in that dude’s eye!”

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