Is this a Joke?

Black hairstylists fulfill minority student need.”

Says Nilly, “This is quite honestly the first thing that’s cheered me up in a long time…Quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever read…”

Future programs in a similar vein include bringing to campus a small troupe of number-runners and, in the fall, several New York based crack dealers. The Student Assembly is now in the process of creating a committee of New Black Panthers to replace the “Committee on Student Life.” Expect an authentic “Ghetto Party” no later then by the end of the fall term.