Get psyched on the moose

I’ve just noticed that Student Assembly has produced two astonishing video advertisements in favor of the moose qua mascot. Both feature testosterone-filled soundtracks. There are clever cinematic techniques, such as when the word “Yale” is superimposed over a photograph of a tutu-clad bulldog. This is meant to redound to Yale’s discredit. Eleazar Wheelock is derided as “too fat,” the lone pine as “dumb.” I don’t want to give away too much of the magic, though. These little spots clinch it for the moose. Go, get converted.