From the Weekend Update

It would probably be risky for most Greek organizations to advertize something like this…

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*tHiS SaTuRdaY…

tHe LaDiEs oF tHe PINK aNd tHe GREEN

hAve a VeRy SpEciaL tReat fOr yOu…

~*PiNk FaNtASKEE*~

..LoSe YoUrSeLf iN tHe LaViSh GrOoVe…

pRoMiSeD tO bE a NiGhT yOu’LL nEvEr fOrgEt…

…CuTtEr/ShAbBazZ uNdErGrOunD…

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sHoW oFf YoUr bEsT *BLACK*

aNd/oR

YoUr wiLdeSt *WHITE*

tO reCeive aNd iNduLge iN a SpEciAL LiTtLe

sOmEtHiNg…

….cOme sAtisfy yOuR DeSirE….

yOu wOn’T be DiSappoiNted…