Why don’t you just have people slip issues under people’s doors when possible?

First, you come back with more stories. I remember once this guy opened his door, threw threw the issue out, and claimed I was commiting a crime by being racist, so I told him he was commiting a crime by littering (which is dubious considering what I was doing, yes, but less so than his claim), he slammed his door and began singing Islamic praise music or something.

And it avoids the janitor issue.