Conservatives are Prettier, Study Shows

A UCLA study confirms what everyone here at the Review has known for some time: conservative women are prettier. According to the survey, “the more feminine their features, the more conservative their voting records. They also found the reverse—that women with more masculine facial features tended to be Democrats.” Participants looked at 434 photos of women and identified the Republicans correctly 98% of the time. These findings should come as a surprise to no one. Have you seen Fox News?

Apparently there is an entire website dedicated to Fox News anchors – “they bring you the news… we bring you the views.”


It would be interesting to try this experiment here in Hanover…


–Chuck Robinson