Baker Slowly Balding

Even though Wenda Gu’s vanity project was supposed to come down on Sunday, apparently deconstructing a $50,000 piece of “art” requires some time. Although students no longer have to put up with the giant sheets of hair and Elmer’s glue originally hung in the Baker main hall, the multicolored braids in the corridor of Berry are still slowly being taken down and wound on giant rollers. Regardless, in honor of the now nearly-bald Baker-Berry, the Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern has published a funny piece on possible future installations by the HairMaster.