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Cocktails with the Twisted Sisters

Cocktails with the Twisted Sisters

Not to be dramatic, but the Hard Alcohol Ban is the worst thing that has ever happened to us. Aside from the paternalistic and rights violating sentiment of the policy,… Read more »

The Review Reviews: Base Camp

The Review Reviews: Base Camp

At 6:17pm, Pip Epiffany, Oral Stanfield, and Sheriff Rick Grimes greet Ignatius J. Reilly, who has arrived, characteristically, 17 minutes after the agreed-upon time. This evening the gang dines at… Read more »

Johns Hopkins University Student Government Bans Chick-fil-A

Johns Hopkins University Student Government Bans Chick-fil-A

The Student Government Association at Johns Hopkins University has banned any current or future Chick-fil-A development by a 18-8 vote. The reason — surprise, surprise — is that the delicious culinary institution… Read more »

Seventh-Hole Slurp

Seventh-Hole Slurp

1oz 40 proof whiskey 1tsp maple syrup 1tbs bacon fat When I was a freshman at Dartmouth, back in the fall of 1965, we were still digging up barrels of… Read more »

DDS: Open Minds, Upset Stomachs

DDS: Open Minds, Upset Stomachs

After a long Saturday afternoon of mimosas and NCAA basketball, Paul Allen, Luis Carruthers, and Timothy Bryce lurch into the Hopkins Center’s very own Courtyard Café. The line is unusually… Read more »

Dartmouth Students Not Ready for Hillary

Dartmouth Students Not Ready for Hillary

The Daily Mail interviewed 50 randomly selected Dartmouth students about Hillary Clinton’s recently launched campaign for President. It seems that Clinton has some work to do, to say the least. Only… Read more »

Hanlon “Derecognizes” Younger Self

Hanlon “Derecognizes” Younger Self

For the first time since 1799, Dartmouth President Philip Hanlon ’77 did not recognize an image of himself as a young man. “Jeez, get a load of this kid,” said… Read more »

Thrown Under the Syllabus

Thrown Under the Syllabus

Editor’s Note: A recent editorial in The Daily Dartmouth decried the fact that professors sometimes made students speak up in class and that medical exemptions for mental health must be… Read more »

Parks and Recreation: A Good Run

Parks and Recreation: A Good Run

Editor’s Note: This lighthearted reflection on Parks and Recreation was written by our dear friend peripherally associated contributor Ron Swanson, the outspoken libertarian former director of the Department of Parks… Read more »

Dartmouth SAE Condemns OU Incident

Dartmouth SAE Condemns OU Incident

In a campus wide blitz, Dartmouth’s chapter of the Sigma Alpha Epsilon Fraternity condemned a recent viral video depicting members of the University of Oklahoma’s SAE chapter singing a song… Read more »