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A Tale of Two Tables

A Tale of Two Tables

It is half past six on a quiet Saturday evening in Hanover, and the company quietly files into the dark, almost oppressive atmosphere of Market Table, an oft-overlooked and locally… Read more »

The Elegantly Cultural

The Elegantly Cultural

6 cans of a noseable hipster-preferred craft lager, like Keystone Light (in the white can, of course) 6 glasses worth of competition-quality Italian Pinot Noir, preferably a Franzia Chillable Red… Read more »

The Frat Brother in the “High” “Castle”, or, The Heavy Grasshopper

The Frat Brother in the “High” “Castle”, or, The Heavy Grasshopper

1 Part Crème de Menthe 1 Part Crème de Cacao 1 Part Heavy Cream 1 Can of Keystone Frank walked across the Green, hunched over, his face half-hidden beneath his… Read more »

The Guest Lecturer

The Guest Lecturer

1 clear plastic off-brand water bottle ½ liter bottom-shelf vodka I’m not a bad guy, but more importantly, I went to a good school. I mean it’s not like I… Read more »

Eyes Wide Open at the Protest

Eyes Wide Open at the Protest

“The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy.” Looking out over our shaken campus today, it’s uncanny to… Read more »

The Review Reviews: Lou’s

The Review Reviews: Lou’s

Taylor Swiftboat wakes up at 5 a.m., as he is apt to do. (Despite his young age, Swiftboat has decided to adopt a sleep schedule most popular among those over… Read more »

Hopes and Hesitations on Greek Life

Hopes and Hesitations on Greek Life

Editor’s note: The following is a collection of refelections offered by The Review’s crop of freshman about their preconceptions of the Greek system They’ve covered their memories as prospective students… Read more »

The Tremendous Trump

The Tremendous Trump

1.5 oz Trump vodka Incomprehensible wealth Tremendous energy Tremendous cunning The highest of IQs Brain A higher power than yourself I don’t drink. Can you believe it? But what a… Read more »

The Review Reviews: Jesse’s

The Review Reviews: Jesse’s

“Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.” — Mark Twain To Brie or not to… Read more »

My Old Alpha Delta Home

My Old Alpha Delta Home

1 flask of Lagavulin 16 Year Single Malt Scotch Maudlin folk music I parked across the street, behind a minivan and in front of a beat-up old car that resembled… Read more »