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Travels in a Canoe

Travels in a Canoe

For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.” It is with this philosophy that the gang once again make… Read more »

Breaking Murphy’s Law

Breaking Murphy’s Law

It was a bright, cold night in February, and the clocks were striking nineteen. Despite treacherous conditions as snowy Hanover thaws and refreezes into a literal slippery slope, the Review… Read more »

The Pour Man’s Canada Goose

The Pour Man’s Canada Goose

4 parts coffee from the HOP 1 part creamer 4 pumps of sugar 1 long pour of Jim Beam Bourbon There used to be this Tabard known as “Dirty Dan”… Read more »

A Taste of Three Thais

A Taste of Three Thais

Editor’s Note: Due to the recent, sudden appearance of a third Thai restaurant in Hanover, we at the Review have decided to facilitate the process known as capitalism and provide… Read more »

Carny Repellant

Carny Repellant

2 lips of long cut, Greenville chewing tobacco 1 bottle of Old Medley Bourbon 4 servings of cotton candy 6 gumballs (accidentally swallowed) Granite in your veins Winter Carnival makes… Read more »

A Tale of Two Tables

A Tale of Two Tables

It is half past six on a quiet Saturday evening in Hanover, and the company quietly files into the dark, almost oppressive atmosphere of Market Table, an oft-overlooked and locally… Read more »

The Elegantly Cultural

The Elegantly Cultural

6 cans of a noseable hipster-preferred craft lager, like Keystone Light (in the white can, of course) 6 glasses worth of competition-quality Italian Pinot Noir, preferably a Franzia Chillable Red… Read more »

The Frat Brother in the “High” “Castle”, or, The Heavy Grasshopper

The Frat Brother in the “High” “Castle”, or, The Heavy Grasshopper

1 Part Crème de Menthe 1 Part Crème de Cacao 1 Part Heavy Cream 1 Can of Keystone Frank walked across the Green, hunched over, his face half-hidden beneath his… Read more »

The Guest Lecturer

The Guest Lecturer

1 clear plastic off-brand water bottle ½ liter bottom-shelf vodka I’m not a bad guy, but more importantly, I went to a good school. I mean it’s not like I… Read more »

Eyes Wide Open at the Protest

Eyes Wide Open at the Protest

“The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy.” Looking out over our shaken campus today, it’s uncanny to… Read more »