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Bloody Green Key Sunday

Bloody Green Key Sunday

Premium Vodka Sriracha Adderall Hopeless evasion of the events of the previous 48 hours Salt Celery Smoked paprika When partying well into Saturday night and through the twilight hours of… Read more »

Michelle Knesbach Appears on Fox News

Michelle Knesbach Appears on Fox News

Michelle Knesbach, a member of the Dartmouth Class of 2017, appeared on Fox New Channel’s On the Record with Greta Van Susteren show to discuss the recent controversy over free… Read more »

An Assault on Dialogue and Free Speech: A Timeline of Events

An Assault on Dialogue and Free Speech: A Timeline of Events

Preceding Weeks The Dartmouth College Republicans undertook a three week process to gain proper approval for the use of a bulletin board in Collis, Dartmouth’s student center. The administration granted… Read more »

The Quinetiket River Brewe

The Quinetiket River Brewe

A drop of brandy, to keep up the spirits A goodly glass of cider, dark A seaman’s tot of dark Caribbean rum A shot of Muskovi bread wine, not for… Read more »

How I Spent my 4/20

How I Spent my 4/20

1 Bowl of Autumn Blend Tobacco 1 Briar Pipe 2 Lips of Copenhagen Long Cut 1 Bottle of Douro Valley Port No one really knows how 4/20 started, legend has… Read more »

The Tremendous Trump 2.0

The Tremendous Trump 2.0

Trump Vodka A small loan of $1m Trump Steak, very well done Large, strong hands An epithet for John Kasich We’re winning by a lot, even though I’m being treated… Read more »

A Pearcing Experience

A Pearcing Experience

The Trip: Simon Pearce: perhaps best known in Hanover proper for its glassware shop on Main Street, the company operates a sit-down restaurant in Quechee, Vermont that our Review crew… Read more »

The Ballad of Sir Loyn de Béf

The Ballad of Sir Loyn de Béf

A glass of warm milk A little nostalgia One night some weeks past, as Sir Loyn de Béf dined with a few of his fine companions, he requested a glass… Read more »

Travels in a Canoe

Travels in a Canoe

For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.” It is with this philosophy that the gang once again make… Read more »

Breaking Murphy’s Law

Breaking Murphy’s Law

It was a bright, cold night in February, and the clocks were striking nineteen. Despite treacherous conditions as snowy Hanover thaws and refreezes into a literal slippery slope, the Review… Read more »