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Help! Medic!

Help! Medic!

On the afternoon of April 12, a disaster that authorities have termed a “vehicle ejection incident” occurred in front of Mass Row, leaving about twenty casualties.  Some shrieked piteously, “Help… Read more »

Dartmouth’s Ersatz Elections

Dartmouth’s Ersatz Elections

Last month, the last of almost nine thousand ballots were submitted in an election in which a slate of candidates was elected handily, each receiving well over eighty percent of… Read more »