October 2016

The Gas Guzzler

1 pt. top shelf vodka… paid for by NextGen Dash of premium, low-octane gasoline… also paid for by NextGen Tuesday: 5:46 PM Via Text Message: …


Blasphème: The Skinny Pancake

After quite a long hiatus, The Review is back in business with its legendary review series as the gang makes their way over to one…


A Conversation with Kelly Ayotte

The Dartmouth Review sat down with United States Senator Kelly Ayotte, when she came to Dartmouth to campaign for her reelection. The Dartmouth Review (TDR):…


‘Member Progress & Tradition?

‘Member AD? ‘Member the Hood? ‘Member pledge term? ‘Member hard alcohol? ‘Member kegs? ‘Member hazing? ‘Member Tubestock?  ‘Member senior canes? ‘Member the Dartmouth Indian? ‘Member…


A History of Hazing

Every year from August 3-12, the rising ninth grade class of my alma mater, St. Mark’s School of Texas, leave their meticulously manicured campus on…


Dartmouth Planned Parenthood

Walking around the activity fair this past September, you may have seen a group of cheerful women wearing matching pink shirts. If you approached their…


The Banlon

Spirits Puritan Wrath Juan Carlos thought back to his college days as his mustache rubbed against the crinkled sheet. Had Eleazar Wheelock felt like this,…


The Morton Fire

In his 1940 essay “Inside the Whale,” George Orwell explained that “So much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people…


A History of Opposition

Student and faculty opposition to Dartmouth’s administration is nothing new. Throughout the school’s history, the student body, faculty, and other stakeholder groups have reasserted themselves…


Focus on Football

In 2015, Dartmouth won its 18th Ivy League Championship – the first in 10 years. When it was all said and done, players graduated and…