Breaking Murphy’s Law
It was a bright, cold night in February, and the clocks were striking nineteen. Despite treacherous conditions as snowy Hanover thaws and refreezes into a…
February 2016
Dartmouth’s Top Ten Athletes, Part I
Dartmouth is first and foremost a highly regarded academic institution. With Ivy league prestige and widespread alumni making a difference around the world, people sometimes…
The Diversity Debacle
Students of Dartmouth College are more than familiar with the school’s seemingly endless initiatives on diversity. From the ambiguity of OPAL to President Hanlon’s recent…
For the Students, By the Students
If you’re looking for a sign that student life has hit a rough patch, the opinion pages of The Dartmouth are pretty good bellwether. Over…
The Pour Man’s Canada Goose
4 parts coffee from the HOP 1 part creamer 4 pumps of sugar 1 long pour of Jim Beam Bourbon There used to be this…
A Taste of Three Thais
Editor’s Note: Due to the recent, sudden appearance of a third Thai restaurant in Hanover, we at the Review have decided to facilitate the process…
Great Professor Series: Susannah Heschel
The Dartmouth Review has, on occasion, been accused of unnecessary negativity. In the spirit of promoting a better Dartmouth for future generations, we have decided…
First Blood in the Primaries
Republicans It seems like a lifetime ago: this time last year, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker was leading the polls in Iowa. He was fresh off…
Carny Repellant
2 lips of long cut, Greenville chewing tobacco 1 bottle of Old Medley Bourbon 4 servings of cotton candy 6 gumballs (accidentally swallowed) Granite in…
Dartmouth’s Days of “Skulpturkampf”
For the first time in three score and ten years, the Green remained uncrowned by the annual Winter Carnival snow sculpture until the very last…