April 2005

Chief Wah Hoo Says…

No Dartmouth Commencement is complete without a Dartmouth Indian cane. Pick one up at the Review’s Indian Store and join more than 100 years of…


Responding to Donin

In a letter to the editor of the Daily Dartmouth, Michael Herman ’07 picks apart College Counsel Robert Donin’s recent op-ed, which claimed Dartmouth has…



Riner ’06 Wins Assembly Election

Noah Riner ’06 has won the Student Assembly election and will serve as the body?s president for the coming year, the Elections Planning and Advisory…


Keep It

On the proposal of a shadowy, blitz-happy Publius. This proposal is cute but impractical. My understanding of the assembly– vague, admittedly– is that it serves…


Students Against the Assembly

Nearly 73 percent of students support the abolition of the Student Assembly and its replacement with a town hall-style government. 270 students favor the Assembly’s…


Abolish Student Assembly?

The “Committee for the Abolition of Student Assembly,” which like any good revolutionary group, uses Mozilla Thunderbird instead of the facist Microsoft Outlook for its…


What Does a Body Good?

The only pertinent question: what’s on the menu for dessert? Subject: What is a “normal” body?Date: 18 Apr 2005 21:09:08 EDTFrom: Student.Health.Advisory.Committee@Dartmouth.EDU (Student Health Advisory…


Election Bribery of Sorts

Supporters of Student Assembly presidential candidate Todd Golden ’06 handed out candy and a small brochure in food court to promote their candidate. I know…


Duplicitous D?

Staffers have come out of the woodwork to comment on the Student Assembly Presidential election (I didn’t know Joe or Stethers used a computer), and,…