December 2003

Re: FO&M Troubleshooters

So did they manage to get your roommate out? The few times I’ve had to deal with the Troubleshooters, they’ve been both knowledgable and helpful….


Mansfield after Dark

The Harvard Crimson is reporting that “students in Eliot House said they were offended” — horrors! — by a speech on undergraduate sex by Professor…


Re: Pizza and Protest Tomorrow

Although we are Dartmouth students today, we will spend the majority of our lives as Dartmouth alumni. No kidding! Snarkiness aside, this is a good…


Pizza and protest tomorrow

>Date: 05 Dec 2003 21:05:32 EST >From: Noah R. Riner >Subject: Protest for Alumni Rights! >To: (Recipient list suppressed) **Protest tomorrow to maintain your alumni…


Re: Still Not Laughing

Well, I think it’s actually kinda funny… But I have a taste for outrageously offensive humor that others wouldn’t find amusing. At the least, it’s…


Keggy update

Complete with photo of a bound and gagged Keggy Senior intelligence officials believe Mr. Keggy may be moving between the Pakistan-Afghanistan border territory.


Still not laughing

We at TDR often scold the Dartmouth Free Press for lacking a sense of humor. They finally tried their hands at a joke, and the…


Re: Letter from the SA…

Janos’ email may be on track, except for the fact that the email address he gives for Mr. McClintock is not in use according to…


Letter from the SA to Alums

I haven’t seen anything about this posted here, so here goes- Dear Young Alums, As some of you may have heard, this Saturday, Dec. 6,…


Reward for Capture?

On Wednesday night, the Keggy costume was stolen from its temporary storage location. Keggy took three weeks of planning and over a week of labor…