September 2003

Role Playing Dems.

A gem proferred by Janos Marton at last night’s Democratic Interns Debate, on his candidate Kerry: �He�s got a great plan on health care that…


Today on The Smarter Dartmouth

Handicapped students to party: “The new handicapped-access renovations could signal a change in an administration historically cool to the frat party scene. Said Woody Eckels:…


Our Apologies

Due to internet difficulties in the office, we haven’t been able to update the website as we’d like. Rest assured, this will be done in…


To pull a gienko…

The ever ambitious Janos Marton, two-term Student Assembly President, self proclaimed man of the people, a drug loving, hard partying ladies’ man, has announced his…


Re: DOC Hazing

Here is an op-ed I wrote on the hazing policy. It is, of course, somewhat less eloquent than Wilson’s, but the conclusion is apt: Between…


Hopefully true…

Reliable intelligence that Richard “Lucifer” Lucier, Librarian of the College, will resign tomorrow. A more than dubious success, his emphasis on questionable bibliographical techniques, coupled…




Re: Smarter Dartmouth

It is great to be back. As many of you know, when I took my long-awaited off-term last spring, my health was ravaged and my…


DOC Prank Under Fire

I personally think this is an incredibly brilliant Freshman trip prank, but Dartmouth, in its continuing crusade against fun, is considering prosecuting the students for…