Thank you!
Emmett, thank you for the Thucydides comment. I get e-mails regularly about dildos and masturbation; never about the Civil War or Aristotle or the printing…
February 2003
Re: Ask an Older Woman?
“Ask an older woman”? Heh, sounds like those advice columns from The Onion. You know, Ask a Wiccan, Ask a Conspiracy Theorist, and Ask A…
JackOffensive?
The Jack-O-Lantern’s latest is an 8-page parody of the D, “The Dartmovth.” Among its many gems: —-“SUSAN WRIGHT CUT FROM BUDGET” —-Dean Larimore teased for…
From a student’s Auto-Reply
I’m really not making these up. —————————————- Bored? Frustrated? Need RELEASE??? Then come on down and ****GET LEID!! **** at the ****GREAT SEX DEBATE**** Come…
Ask An Older Woman?
>Date: 10 Feb 2003 18:22:14 EST >From: Natasha Himmelman >Subject: SEX FESTIVAL!! >To: (Recipient list suppressed) Sex Festival Thursday, Feb. 13th 5-7pm Collis Commonground Each…
While at the gym…
(yes, it does happen occasionally), I saw a flyer that read: “First Annual Upper Valley Bachelor Auction Come bid on 10 of the Upper Valley’s…
Fate of the snow sculpture
It was the best one in my three years at Dartmouth. But today from a distance I saw what appeared to be paint defacing it…
He’s finally coming to Hanover
>Date: 10 Feb 2003 18:10:06 EST >From: College Republicans >Subject: >To: (Recipient list suppressed) ********************************************************** The Andrew J. Scarlett Lectureship Series presents a speech by:…
What the heck?!
Could someone explain this to me? And would someone help me Fisk the s*** out of it. I have class now and can’t do it…
Matthew Watt ’04 Found Dead
Dartmouth mourns one of its own.