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Monthly Archives: February 2003

Thank you!

Thank you!

Emmett, thank you for the Thucydides comment. I get e-mails regularly about dildos and masturbation; never about the Civil War or Aristotle or the printing press or the Pope or… Read more »

Re: Ask an Older Woman?

Re: Ask an Older Woman?

“Ask an older woman”? Heh, sounds like those advice columns from The Onion. You know, Ask a Wiccan, Ask a Conspiracy Theorist, and Ask A Woman Who May Be Poor,… Read more »

JackOffensive?

JackOffensive?

The Jack-O-Lantern’s latest is an 8-page parody of the D, “The Dartmovth.” Among its many gems: —-“SUSAN WRIGHT CUT FROM BUDGET” —-Dean Larimore teased for being only 1/16th Cherokee —-Gamma… Read more »

From a student’s Auto-Reply

From a student’s Auto-Reply

I’m really not making these up. —————————————- Bored? Frustrated? Need RELEASE??? Then come on down and ****GET LEID!! **** at the ****GREAT SEX DEBATE**** Come and learn ANYTHING and EVERYTHING… Read more »

Ask An Older Woman?

Ask An Older Woman?

>Date: 10 Feb 2003 18:22:14 EST >From: Natasha Himmelman >Subject: SEX FESTIVAL!! >To: (Recipient list suppressed) Sex Festival Thursday, Feb. 13th 5-7pm Collis Commonground Each winter, the Center for Women… Read more »

While at the gym…

While at the gym…

(yes, it does happen occasionally), I saw a flyer that read: “First Annual Upper Valley Bachelor Auction Come bid on 10 of the Upper Valley’s most eligible bachelors (ages 24-36)!!”… Read more »

Fate of the snow sculpture

Fate of the snow sculpture

It was the best one in my three years at Dartmouth. But today from a distance I saw what appeared to be paint defacing it and a crucifix-shaped metal object… Read more »

He’s finally coming to Hanover

He’s finally coming to Hanover

>Date: 10 Feb 2003 18:10:06 EST >From: College Republicans >Subject: >To: (Recipient list suppressed) ********************************************************** The Andrew J. Scarlett Lectureship Series presents a speech by: SENATOR JOHN SUNUNU Tuesday, Feb…. Read more »

What the heck?!

What the heck?!

Could someone explain this to me? And would someone help me Fisk the s*** out of it. I have class now and can’t do it myself. Trust me, this one… Read more »

Matthew Watt ’04 Found Dead

Matthew Watt ’04 Found Dead

Dartmouth mourns one of its own.