December 2002

Swim Team in the Times

“Online Bid Is Made, Briefly, to Save Dartmouth’s Swim Team“: “We simply don’t operate that way,” said the college’s dean, James Larimore. “We’ve made a…


Re: Sorority Life at Princeton

I am dumber for having read that. Talc – are you sure that was Princeton University and not Princeton Community College or Princeton Tech or…


PS

The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men is currently ranked #4,599 by Amazon. That’s only 1465 behind Al Gore’s newest pablum, The Spirit of…


Re: Customers also shopped for…

Not just that, Talcott… apparently, they also recommended The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men, by one Bill Brent. Though given that three people…



Sorority Life at Princeton

This was a letter the Rush Chair of Pi Phi sent to her sisters at the Princeton chapter…. Hi Pi Phi, This is SUPER important…


An Email Exchange

Dean Larimore, in a form response to an impassioned email, has ignored my question. > Dear Emmett, > > Thank you for taking the time…


Re: The Big Picture

Stan Horowitz responds to Mr. Wilson: Alexander Wilson has it right. It is not at all obvious why Dartmouth needs to cut anything. My hypothesis…


First Time for Everything Department

Wilson has a point. Why are we cutting programs? Brilliant deduction, Alex. Hear hear. Alas, I can’t go up to campus this weekend. I’m taking…


“The Diamond as Big as the Ritz”

Fitzgerald’s best short story is available in its entirety online. Get it and save it now before someone thinks about the status of its copyright…